The JCS Main Store on La Fortuna 1, was paid a surprise visit yesterday afternoon by Eponymous Trenchmouth himself. The self-styled "Cobbler-in-Chief" arrived in his new swanky speedboat at the rear door, in order to avoid security at the main door. Unfortunately there was a couple shopping in the store at the time, and the wandering (or is it "wondering") wild-eyed Trenchmouth begin explaining in mind-numbing detail, the steps involved in making boots, from cow to calf, as it were. Forty-five minutes later, one of the two shoppers was able to slip away and she promptly alerted the guards. The still-talking Trenchmouth was bundled into his boat and told to bugger off.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Surprise Visit!
The JCS Main Store on La Fortuna 1, was paid a surprise visit yesterday afternoon by Eponymous Trenchmouth himself. The self-styled "Cobbler-in-Chief" arrived in his new swanky speedboat at the rear door, in order to avoid security at the main door. Unfortunately there was a couple shopping in the store at the time, and the wandering (or is it "wondering") wild-eyed Trenchmouth begin explaining in mind-numbing detail, the steps involved in making boots, from cow to calf, as it were. Forty-five minutes later, one of the two shoppers was able to slip away and she promptly alerted the guards. The still-talking Trenchmouth was bundled into his boat and told to bugger off.
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